captivatedlies:
First off…I HAVE MORE BACON NOW~~~~Celebration lights come on~~~
Secondly, we have to change the job titles of the Clown family due to unforeseeable circumstances *cough* (Danish, the Papa Clown held me at gunpoint, demanding me to change his family’s job title to something less ridiculous)…
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captivatedlies:
Okay….Where did I left it last time?….Oh yes!As mentioned, we have in our midst a horny Clown~Okay let me rephrase that..A VERY HORNY CLOWN…Okay, you got the message? Good!
Now Nathan the clown had many bright ideas of sweet-talking Mannie the magician but most of his ideas failed to even get…
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captivatedlies:
Once upon a time, in a land far far away~~~Okay that kinda sucks…This isn’t going to be some weird Disney fairy tale with a happily ever after ending..NO IT WILL NOT!! How should I actually start writing a story in 20 minut..Oh shit only 18 minutes~ D:
Gotta think……Ahah!
Once, in the town of…
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spongecaat:
Don’t you tell me what to do.

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